me: hey whats up....................slime man
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no..........................slime man
tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.
This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.
Monsanto does not condone cannibalism. We do not endorse the systematic harvesting of mortal flesh for mass consumption. We do not drool at the thought of rendering a bountiful population of citizens into edible chunks of protein. None of us here fantasize about a future in which the farming of our fellow man is a viable practice.
I just want to get that out in the open.
anonymous opinion of you: eh. anonymous opinion of your icon: hell yeah
talking to straight people is like eating oatmeal its not necessarily bad but you would probably rather be doing something else
j.p. morgan is so crazy though. like all the other owners of trusts at the time had specific things that they controlled. andrew carnegie? steel. rockefeller? oil. but morgan was like what do i own a monopoly of? ahah, yes, MONEY, of course
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA
they could be a gator
i can confirm that everyone i’ve met in florida is a gator